"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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