Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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