never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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