call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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