he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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