What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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