Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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