You're earring is so big in my mouth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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