I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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