dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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