This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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