Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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