You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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