just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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