Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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