You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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