Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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