And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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