Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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