I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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