So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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