Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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