I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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