So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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