So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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