Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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