At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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