You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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