we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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