i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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