He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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