idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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