Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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