I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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