Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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