Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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