He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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