I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
