those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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