girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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