so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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