You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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