Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize