Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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