You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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