Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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