I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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