HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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