Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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