Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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