i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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