I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality