Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My ATM looks so different sober.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us