you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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