Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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