Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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