I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
that is very illegal...i love you.
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