I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
kristin has been a bad kristin
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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