A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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