is your mom at the bar?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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